What I really need

[wataya]

Ineed to lose weight in my breast, on my face and I definitively need to begin saving money for plastic surgery, because my profile nose is really AWEFUL. especially when I smile. Look at that, I am the witch with the crooked nose :



And don't tell me it's in my head because it won't change my mind !

Comments

[green-martha.livejournal.com]

You know, all I'm focusing on in the picture is #1 OMG your dress! and #2 the fact that you're washing dishes in it in a modern kitchen. :D
I started my rococo-preggers-costume !!! -well, the undies at least.

[wataya]

yeah for rococo-preg-undies ! Pixies pixies pixies !!

And the picture is a stone in my garden : there was a little fight about people doing the dishes being always the same, and me doing nothing or next to nothing (I was not the only one, but I was the scrapgoat, and given the size of the kitchen, it wasn't a fair reproach). Except that it was saturday, when I was feeling bad. So I was really infuriated to be given a lecture, and sunday, I did all the dishes all day. Apprently, it wasn't enough : they took a picture and send it to me the day following the event. Subtle, huh ?

[silverstah.livejournal.com]

I think you're very pretty. :)

[hohenstein.livejournal.com]

I looked into plastic surgery a while back. I would say that the most important thing is to find a very honest surgeon. Something didn't seem quite right about the first one I saw. The second one told me straight out that I was not a candidate for plastic surgery and never would be, because of an unusual blood problem that would complicate any surgery. He warned me that any plastic surgeon who said they'd operate on me was risking my life.
I did have a needed surgery this year, and the surgeon had to take extra precautions to work around the blood issues. (I'm obviously an alien, my blood test results are stretching modern medical science-theoretically they're impossible).

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