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Was. It. Bad.
What should I begin with?...
First, I'm a true mad Indy lover, so I was ready to love it with every fiber of my being. On the other hand, I read an interview of Lucas before going to see the movie, and the words "50s, " crystal skulls, "precolombian civilisation", and "the critics will hate it" were enough to convince me that it would be about aliens. (hey, I watch stargate, guys...). Aliens are always bad scenario. No exception to the rule.
Now.... I laugh three times. In two hours. Errr... And I can't even remember what it was for. Maybe the "rope". This is quite good, so I won't spoil it.
Cate Blanchett's a terrible terrible accent. Like a clown doing deliberatly a super-fake russian accent. And honestly, I have the worst musical ear in the world : if even I could tell it was a wrong accent...
The movie was like a giant cartoon : giant ants doing a cheerleader pyramide, Indy escaping an atomic bomb in a flying fridge, Shia playing Tarzan, Cate playing Zorro, marmots so unatural you nearly wait for them to talk, ...
The skull. The looooooooong skull. I had an epiphany when I saw the skull : remember that scene from Predator 2, when Dany Glover is in the Predator's ship ? There is the skulls of all the creatures he killed, and there's an alien ALIEN skull. Well, this is more or less what the crystal skull look like. Loooong. Hey, boy, where is you second pair of jaws ?
Oh, and they fill it with crumple foil. Need I had something ?
The special effects are bad : the marmots, the monkeys, the luminescent skulls, the flying saucer,... only the ants look real. I thought the 90s were over, Steve.
Mutt... Moot-moot Mutt. Shia, your character is soooo useless, and uninteresting. There was nothing to play, so I won't throw you the stone. Indy needed such a better heir... Someone which had more personnality, and less comb.
So wrong use of John Hurt. John, I love you. Sorry that no one thought about writing some lines to you : Milton is good, but it's only plagiarism.
The last scene... My... a wedding. A wedding ! A WEDDING !!!!!!!!!!
I hated it. I want the last crusade again !!!!!!
What should I begin with?...
First, I'm a true mad Indy lover, so I was ready to love it with every fiber of my being. On the other hand, I read an interview of Lucas before going to see the movie, and the words "50s, " crystal skulls, "precolombian civilisation", and "the critics will hate it" were enough to convince me that it would be about aliens. (hey, I watch stargate, guys...). Aliens are always bad scenario. No exception to the rule.
Now.... I laugh three times. In two hours. Errr... And I can't even remember what it was for. Maybe the "rope". This is quite good, so I won't spoil it.
Cate Blanchett's a terrible terrible accent. Like a clown doing deliberatly a super-fake russian accent. And honestly, I have the worst musical ear in the world : if even I could tell it was a wrong accent...
The movie was like a giant cartoon : giant ants doing a cheerleader pyramide, Indy escaping an atomic bomb in a flying fridge, Shia playing Tarzan, Cate playing Zorro, marmots so unatural you nearly wait for them to talk, ...
The skull. The looooooooong skull. I had an epiphany when I saw the skull : remember that scene from Predator 2, when Dany Glover is in the Predator's ship ? There is the skulls of all the creatures he killed, and there's an alien ALIEN skull. Well, this is more or less what the crystal skull look like. Loooong. Hey, boy, where is you second pair of jaws ?
Oh, and they fill it with crumple foil. Need I had something ?
The special effects are bad : the marmots, the monkeys, the luminescent skulls, the flying saucer,... only the ants look real. I thought the 90s were over, Steve.
Mutt... Moot-moot Mutt. Shia, your character is soooo useless, and uninteresting. There was nothing to play, so I won't throw you the stone. Indy needed such a better heir... Someone which had more personnality, and less comb.
So wrong use of John Hurt. John, I love you. Sorry that no one thought about writing some lines to you : Milton is good, but it's only plagiarism.
The last scene... My... a wedding. A wedding ! A WEDDING !!!!!!!!!!
I hated it. I want the last crusade again !!!!!!
