Meme (hehe first one)

[wataya]

From Paddishou

One True Pairing 'Ship:
Draco/Ginny ; Harry/Draco (Yes, he's a bisexual bigamist : do you mind ?)

Canon 'ship:
Ron/Hermione (oh yes...); Harry/Luna (probably)

"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" 'Ship:
Harry/Hermione (Beurk !) ; twincest (hurgh !)

"You are one sick bastard" 'Ship:
Snape/Hagrid (pervert !); Dobby/anyone

"I dabble a little" 'Ship:
(As all the french doing this meme, I block in dabble. definition : work with in a non-serious manner. I suppose it's a ship that has been made and that is not very serious; Even a little boring.)
Oliver/Percy -- in fact anyone/Percy or Oliver (They are so flufilly uninteresting!)

"It's like a car crash" 'Ship:
Snape/Sirius (Crashes are so sexy, no ?)

"Tickles my fancy but not sold quite yet" 'Ship:
Snape/anyone (no-one made something believable. I'd love to see it)

"Makes no canon sense but why the hell not" 'Ship:
Lucius/Bellatrix ; Voldemort/Bellatrix (oh, yeah, that one I'd love to see, but, well, maybe it makes canon sense)

"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" 'Ship:
Harry/Ginny (No, no, definitively no. What kind of girl could eternally love the one she had a crush on at 11 ? Seriously ? I don't buy it)

"When all is said and done" 'Ship:
Snape/Fleur (Yell at me, I don't care. That one is my little secret favorite)